#trenches 32

[32lice]

my evil twin

shithead

regular fit

[stromer]

experiencing things no other woman has experienced in this lifetime

[crossbackpoke-check]

nosy anon again making a return because i think what my brain did was read that i helped find some kind of writing and then did not fully process what the writing was?? but upon rereading i am very intrigued if you ever get the urge to share i will be all eyes/ears/senses required to enjoy things!!

I GET TO DO WIP WEDNESDAYYYYYY!!! the writing exists mostly in the form of a tag (fantastic! 'verse) and also a thirty-two page doc of snippets and planning, so the sense you will be using most is imagination:

don't think i have ever actually formally written out anything about fantastic! 'verse but! the tl;dr of it is that it's a semi-college au: joel is still a hockey player for the lv phantoms, but morgan is a college student-athlete. it's incredibly relevant to the plot that joel falls in love with morgan in the check-out line of a wegman's, lies a little bit, and ends up going back to get his degree.

most of it is just good fun about college kids growing up, but i think there's a lot of parallels between making your way through a development system where traditional "success" isn't always guaranteed (ahl -> nhl, completion of higher education -> pursuit of a career) because that development system isn't always designed for you to "succeed" or have opportunities. heavy quotation marks around success because part of that struggle is learning what you want in life and how you define success. are your dreams achievable? are they still the same dreams you always used to have? it's infinite branching universes of would you still love me if i was a worm (ahl player forever) (a college dropout) (a college graduate) (older) (realizing the fallibility of your body) (uncertain of the future) (human).

silly little snippet:

[bloodyknucklesforme]

People are asking about how Nina would feel finding out Price might be her dad but take a moment to think about Simon who finds out he might have been railing his mentor's daughter

[pvnsie]

i am going to commit unimaginable acts of violence

[letters-to-lgbt-kids]

My dear lgbt+ kids, 

When it comes to cold weather, the main rule (regardless of gender or presentation) is: when in doubt, choose warmth and safety over style. 

Some basics: 

Layering is your best friend: Start with moisture-wicking base layers to keep sweat off your skin. Follow with insulating layers (like fleece or wool), and finish with a weather-resistant outer layer (like a puffer jacket or waterproof coat) to protect against wind, snow or rain.

Keep your sensitive areas warm: Make sure your hands, feet, and head are covered! Gloves, warm socks and a beanie can prevent cold-related discomfort or injuries. 

Waterproof: If you're facing snow or rain, make sure your clothes are waterproof. Wet clothes lose their insulating ability, so staying dry is a big part of staying warm! 

Reflective Gear: If you’re out in the dark or in poor visibility conditions, consider adding reflective elements to your outfit for safety.

People can react differently to temperatures. A temperature that feels super cold to you could feel comfortable to someone else, depending on what you’re used to (and some other factors). As a very basic rule, we can say: Gloves, beanies, and other cold-weather accessories typically become necessary when temperatures drop below 40°F (4°C). In more severe cold (below 32°F (0°C)), it’s even more important to wear them to protect yourself from frostbite and maintain body warmth. But it goes even in milder weather: if you feel uncomfortable or if it’s windy or damp, it’s a good idea to add these items for extra comfort.

With all that being said: Clothes are not just for safety and temperature control, they also help you express yourself - and that doesn’t suddenly change in winter. 

Dressing for cold weather doesn’t have to mean sacrificing your personal look. Whether you want to present more feminine, more masculine, or more androgynous, here are some tips to help you layer up and feel like yourself: 

(Note that these are suggestions, not hard rules. Style is highly subjective as everyone has different tastes, preferences, body types, fashion inspirations, budgets, cultural influences etc. I could suggest something here that you’d feel super uncomfortable in - if so, that’s not a sign you’re “doing it wrong”! Cherry-pick what feels right and ignore the rest) 

If You Want to Present More Feminine

Base Layers: If you want to wear skirts or dresses in winter, start with thermal leggings or tights! These can be nicely paired with cozy, long-sleeved tops or lightweight thermal shirts. (But also keep in mind that plenty of women, cis or trans, do not wear dresses all the time! Nothing wrong with choosing jeans!) 

Outer Layers: There are plenty of styles to choose from that have a feminine touch, such as a belted trench coat, a pea coat, or a long wool coat. Shawls are also excellent for adding a touch of style while keeping you warm! 

Footwear: Knee-high or thigh-high boots lined with faux fur or fleece can keep your legs warm and add a polished look to your outfit. Ankle boots with thicker socks are also a good alternative.

Accessories: Scarves, gloves, and beanies can be both practical and stylish. Knit hats or earmuffs can add a soft, cozy vibe to your look.

Style Tip: Go for a mix of fabrics like wool, faux fur, and knitwear to create texture and warmth.

If You Want to Present More Masculine: 

- Base Layers: Start with thermal undershirts or moisture-wicking base layers. Consider long underwear for added insulation beneath your pants.

- Outer Layers: There’s plenty of outerwear to choose from, like a puffer jacket, parka, or wool overcoat! (Faux) Leather or bomber jackets layered over sweaters can also add a masculine edge while keeping you warm.

- Footwear: You might want to opt for sturdy boots, such as work boots, Chelsea boots, or combat boots. Thicker socks can keep your feet warm.

- Accessories: Don’t skip out on scarves, beanies, or gloves for being “too feminine”. They can actually be great for adding a more rugged feel to your outfit! You just gotta find a color and style that fits you well. 

Style Tip: Focus on layering in a way that adds structure. Sweaters, button-ups, and jackets work great together for a sharp, put-together look. Play with dark, neutral tones and thick fabrics like wool or denim for extra warmth and style.

If You Want to Present Androgynous

- Base Layers: Neutral-colored thermal tops or turtlenecks can serve as great foundational pieces. You may want to pair these with straight-leg or loose-fitting pants that allow room for layering underneath.

- Outer Layers: Oversized coats, puffer jackets, or long trench coats can work well for an androgynous look. Try layering with oversized sweaters or fleece pullovers for extra warmth.

- Footwear: You could go for sneakers, lace-up boots, or loafers paired with warm, thick socks. But really, any pair of shoes can work for an unisex outfit. 

- Accessories: Neutral-colored scarves, simple beanies, and fingerless gloves can add to an androgynous look. Minimalist accessories like oversized scarves or gender-neutral caps are both practical and stylish.

Style Tip: Aim for a balanced mix of structured and relaxed pieces. Try loose layers on top with more fitted pants, or vice versa, to create an effortless, warm, and non-gendered appearance.

With all my love, 

Your Tumblr Dad 

[petalsthefish]

I’m 32 years old. I’ve got no money and no prospects, but I do have 18 years of being a marauders fan gathered up here in my hippocampus. I have been here since the very beginning. I was there when the fandom was turned upside down by the Snape’s Worst Memory chapter. I was in the trenches during the snily wars when The Princes Tale chapter was published. I have watched this fandom grow and diversify in the best ways possible. However, I am here today to promise you that James Potter didn’t have eyes for anyone but Lily Evans his entire life. He would do anything for her. He loved and believed in her so much that he died for her, for the product of their love. There are 4100 pages that you can get this information from. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[dead-lights]

portraits of the vatore siblings [in-game wall art]

I'm having a lot of fun putting the Vatores in period clothes, so I made some renders of them dressed up in 1890s-1940s clothing and threw them into that big frame from Vampires.

download [sfs]

This was a pretty big project: 3 cc wall art pieces covering 6 decades of fashion with 12 separate outfits, which resulted in 18 individual renders and 144 total swatches. Also, the frame itself is huge. I prefer them sized down (shift + [ in buy mode) but they are 100% the type to own larger-than-life portraits of themselves.

My hc is that the Vatores were born in the late 1930s/early 1940s, so imo they aren't actually old enough to have worn any of these clothes when they were first in style. I think they dressed up like it’s old times and took a buncha pictures just to confuse people trying to figure out how old they really are. Sibling bonding!

Included below are all 18 renders, with cc and full color below the cut.

1890s

1900s

1910s

1920s

1930s

1940s

I'm a little obsessed with Lilith's 1940s look ngl

lilith

1890s

hair: granny bun by @saurusness

hat: fine feathered hat by @gilded-ghosts

earrings: rose in the garden earrings by @rustys-cc

dress: the ida dress by retro-pixels (direct link)

pose: from mademoiselle by @blackpanda-ts4

1900s

hat: striped bow hat by @lilis-palace

hair: bertha by @buzzardly28

earrings: arthur earrings by @yakfarm

outfit: dress: edwardian huntress dress by @elfdor

pose: also from mademoiselle

1910s

hair and flower accessory: gibson curl updo by @the-melancholy-maiden

earrings: arthur earrings by yakfarm

dress: rose lunch dress by @happylifesims

pose: also from mademoiselle

1920s

hair: maxie by @raindropsoncowplants

lipstick: clara by @chere-indolente

dress: 1920s evening dress 06 by happylifesims

pose: from the louise brooks posepack

1930s

hair: gigi by @simadelics

coat: 1930s female coat 02 by happylifesims

pose: from barstool poses ii by @katverse

1940s

hair & dress from forties film noir by gilded-ghosts

pose: from monday poses by @ratboysims

caleb

1890

hat: 1920s top hat by happylifesims

1900

outfit: men's casual edwardian suit by @historicalsimslife

hat: 1920s bowler hat by happylifesims

1910

hat: 1920s fedora hat by happylifesims

1920

hat/coat: dmitri hat & coat by happylifesims

1930

fedora shape no. 2 by happylifesims

1930s male trench coat 01 by happylifesims

1940

hat: fedora shape no. 1 by happylifesims

suit: paper, ink, & sorrow suit by @anachrosims

sibling poses

jane austen poses by @atashi77 (both 1890)

model poses 32 (lilith 1900, 1920, 1930, 1940) and male poses 11 (caleb 1900, 1910, 1920, 1930, 1940) by @helgatisha

edwardian socialite by @funkyllama (lilith 1910)

@occult-cc-finds

[autumnmobile12]

I just want to say...

Of all the LoV members, nobody was more committed to their bit than Mr. Compress for choosing to wear a trench coat during Japan's notoriously hot/humid summers.

Average temperatures of July/August: 70 to 90 °F (21 to 32 °C)

Relative Humidity: 78% to 83%

[tangerisms]

SEATTLE KRAKEN

FANTASY HOCKEY AU : 2 / 32

NOTES :

(the basis of this au is that gods and magic rule NHL teams. magic surround teams and their players. gods take sacrifices in the forms of wins , fights , blood spilled on the ice , etc.)

- the kraken's gods are freshly reawakened, having stayed dormant for decades. they rule the deep sea and dark corners of trenches. wriggling masses of tentacles and deep sea creatures

- their magic thrums steadily, sometimes crackling with the renewed energy and vigor in it

- kraken players have an odd glow about them, a sort of bioluminescence that they carry around. they have cloudy pupils that often look unseeing and empty, although don't be fooled by it. they still see everything

- some are likened to sirens with their strangely alluring qualities, like something human but too pale and unnerving. their bioluminescence is often intriguing, drawing other players in before attacking, like an anglerfish.

(they don't ACTUALLY attack people , it's usually just slashing or fighting or any sort of increased physicality in their play)

[carrionkid]

I got promoted to a full time position! Like this has basically been my full time job all along but I'm now contracted 40 hours every week officially! I'm excited but also man I was barely handling my 32 hours a week for like 2 years straight and even though I'm ostensibly healthy now after 2 surgeries I'm like soooo worried I'm gonna end up in the trenches again where I can barely work 3 days a week bc I'm dying

[slainesthrone]

So trying to recreate the qsmp mos pack (Personal use ig, just sawa bunch of mods I've never seen before and when Oh Shit thats exciting, then just diecided "Fuck it gonna gather as many of the mods they're using)

I Do Not have any of knowledge of any of the dungeons that they have so I ask if you have any insight let me know.

Here's the full list I have of confirmed mods and possible mods;

server runs on 1.20.1 qsmp 2024 mods: 1.Regions Unexplored 2.Croptopia 3.Biomes o plenty 4.born in chaos 5.exotic birds 6.enmey expansion 7.chocobo mod 8.farmers delight + some other food mods (Possibly multiple) with delight in the name. 9.Candlelight(?) 10.Handcrafted 11.Alex's mobs 12.Alex's caves (I can confirm because of a TRAP DOOR in the egg bakery. I'm in the trenches) 13.supplementaries 14.Beachparty 15.create 16.journey maps (Idk some map mod) 17.aquaculture 2 18.cluttered 19.chimes 20.fairy lights 21.FramedBlocks 22.Chipped 23.paraglider 24.Another furniture mod 25.waystones 26.connected glass 27.Create deco 28.Candlelight dinner 29.MOA DECOR 30.Tanuki decor 31.Orcz 32.Modern life 33.Bakery 34.Friends&Foes 35.Meadow 36.Abyssal decor 37.Twigs 38.lootr 39.when dungeons arise(to be confirmed) 40.nether's delight 41.rats 42.Additional lanterns 43.Alex's delight 44.Additional Lights 45.AstikorCarts Redux 46.Athena 47.Awesome dungeon net..(work?) 48.BOZOID 49.Apothic Attributes 50.AppleSkin 51.Balm 52.Better Archeology 53.Better ping Display 54.BetterF3 55.Aquaculture Delight 56.Bookshelf 57.Bygone Nether 58.CC: Tweaked 59.Artifacts 60.Camera Mod 61.Cataclysm Mod 62.Catalogue 63.Citadel 64.Cloth config v10 API 65.Clumps 66.Comforts 67.Configured 68.Controlling 69.CorgiLib 70.CoroUtil 71.Corpse 72.CosmeticArmorReworked 73.Create : Encased 74.Create Confectionery 75.Create Slice & Dice 76.Create: Interiors 77.Create: Steam 'n' Rails 78.Create: Structures 79.CreativeCore 80.Creeper Overhaul 81.Cristel Lib 82.Cupboard Utilities 83.Curios API 84.Customizable Player M(???) 85.Delightful 86.Distant Horizons 87.Domestication Innovations 88.Duckling 89.Dynamic Lights 90.Elevator Mod 91.Embeddium 92.Emotecraft 93.Enderman Overhaul 94.EntityCulling 95.Nether's exoticism 96.YUNG's (x) Mods (bridges, better dessert temples,mineshafts only ones i can confrim, might be all but idk for sure) 97.Securitycraft 98.Vinery (Confirmed because of Tubbo's drinking binge at spawn yesterday) 99.Mr.Crayfish (Furniture confirmed, possibly more) 100.Naturalist 101.Tom's simple storage

If you know or noticed mods that haven't been listed, reply/reblog with them please.

Things are numbered for my archival reasons, as some mods come in multiple separate mods (such as YUNG's) the numbering will not show the true number of the mods on the server.

I also have not checked the needed mods that any of these mods may need so.

(Please note that there may be spelling/grammar mistakes in the names of this mods!)

[melkyt]

Mel's Lawlu Content Index

Fics -

1) Luffy's Heart - G5

2) Red String of Fate

3) Accidental Baby AU

4) Stretchmarks

5) Modern AU - Intern!Luffy/Pre-med Law

6) Immortal!Luffy/Reincarnated!Law

7) EMT!Luffy/Doctor!Law

8) Spiderman AU

9) Vampire!Luffy/Human!Law

10) Hanahaki Disease AU

11) Doctor Who AU

12) Tarzan AU

13) Zolawlu - Omegaverse

14) Heart Transplant

15) Zombie AU - Dying Light

16) Merfolk AU

17) Cult-Leader!Luffy/Journalist!Law

18) Immortal Luffy/Reincarnated!Law - another flavor

19) Claustrophobic!Law - 2

20) Old Age

21) 3D2Y - Part 1

22) 3D2Y - Confession - Part 2

23) In The Rain (art)

24) Mountain Child!Luffy/Village Doctor!Law

25) Vessel!Luffy/Traveler!Law

26) Paladin!Luffy/Wizard!Law - Messages

27) Immortal!Law/Seraphim!Luffy

28) Knight!Luffy/Prince!Law

29) Reincarnation AU - Prom

30) Marine!Law/Pirate!Luffy

31) Headcanons

32) Assassin's AU

33) Death!Law/Meta!Luffy - Deadpool style

34) House AU

35) Tempreature

36) Lost

37) White Lead AU

38) Being Human AU

39) White Lead - An STD? - Follow up - Lol - Kisses

40) Tattoo's

41) BG3 AU

42) Mer Fic

43) Military Maverick

44) Obedience

45) Stop and Look Around

46) King Through Marriage

47) Soulmate Prayer

48) Luffy Mpreg - 1 - 2

49) Soulmate AU Patrons

50) Bilingual Luffy

There are more Drabbles under the cut as I ran out of space in this block rofl

Note about my shipping preferences

Current Ships: Lawlu, DofLaw, CoraShanks

AMVS

Despreate Measures - Marianas trench

Life In Mono - WIP

Requests Open, status below. If it says a name then that slot is taken, if it says open them you can request, if it says closed, i am not taking requests right now

Slots:

Amvs:

1) Open

2) Open

3) Open

Art:

1) Open

2) Open

3) Open

Fic:

1) Daycare AU - WIP

2) Fem Lawlu

3) Closed

Life&Death

Vamprie Hybrids - DoffyLaw

Voyeurism

Heart on a Keychain

Scandal - CoraShanks

Hero/Villain

Cannibalism

X marks the Spot

Dragon Luffy

Alpha/Omega

Gladiators

Heart Disease

Love

Soulmates

Law and Gloves

Oil Rig

[taylorscottbarnett]

It's always interesting seeing what Obama will eventually say on matters of the democratic party.

He's very cautious to speak on events, allowing the party to find its own way.

In part, I think it's because of just how horrible Obama's two terms were for Democrats.

Obama saw Democrats suffer the largest loss of power down ballot since Eisenhower.

2008 Democrats controlled both chambers of 27 states.

2016 only 13.

Democrats lost control in Wisconsin, North Carolina, Iowa, and West Virginia. Kentucky's House flipped for the first time in almost 100 years.

They lost a net 13 Governorships, 816 state legeslative seats, 12 US Senate seats, and 64 US House seats.

In 2010, they lost 6 US Senate seats.

63 US House seats.

In 2014, they lost a staggering 9 Senate seats and another 13 House seats.

And when they did have wins, it wasn't nearly comparable to the severe bleeding out of down-ballot power.

When Trump was sworn in, the GOP controlled 32 state legislatures (both chambers) and 33 Governorships.

It's a rather black mark on his legacy.

Make no mistake, Obama's two terms saw huge wins as well, and the most long-last and consequential changes in America in decades.

Obamacare, Dodd-Frank, historic judges placed on federal benches. The Constitutional right to marry for gays. Hell, a complete and total 180 on LGBT+ rights for the democratic party that had previously been extremely cautious about embracing even JUST equal marriage rights.

(Biden helped significantly, too, as he kinda accidentally came out in support of it before his boss had announced his own --and by extension the Executive Branch's support, like refusing to defend the Defense of Marriage Act in court, repealing Dont Ask Dont Tell, etc).

The Obama-Biden era doesn't get nearly enough credit in hindsight for how significantly they pushed the Democratic Party into it's modern form or just how quickly that change happened.

We would never be even talking about the rights of trans Americans without winning the first victories for marriage, Healthcare, etc.

There's still much to do sure, but fighting for rights is a marathon, not a sprint. We expand, we defend our arguments in Congress, in Court, and in the public, we win, we dig in, and we advance again. We build coalitions.

Expanding rights in America isn't a blitzkrieg, it's trench-warfare.

[awmancreeper]

ミ★Just Say You Love Me</3

Synopsis:

★ Kai’s friends roast him for not being in a relationship since he was 12. While Y/n tries to avoid getting into a relationship every week. One day Kai spots a familiar girl hiding in a tree finding out she was hiding from her 2nd confession that week. After hearing the university’s IT girl struggles Hyuka comes up with a plan.

But what happens when y/n isn't the girl everyone made her out to be?

PAIRING: Huening Kai X Fem.Reader

Fic Type: Social Media AU + Written Parts(kinda long)

Genre: University AU, Fluff, Some!Angst, “strangers” to lovers, FAKE!DATING, SLOW BURN!!, mutual!Pinning!, opposites attract? Unrequited Love?

⚠︎︎Warning: swearing,suggestive parts mention of sex but nothing explicit, Drinking alcohol(being drunk), mention of mental health/mental illnesses, mention of cheating, mention of food!. The following jokes will be used: kys, ur mom, deez nuts, abandonment , virgin

Featuring: the rest of TXT, yeji (itzy), Sunoo & Ni-Ki (Enhypen, the other member are briefly mentioned), Wonyoung (IVE), PopUs: Straykids, rest of IVE

Status: COMPLETE

Started: Feb 2023

Ended: May 2023

Profiles

Pretty Faces / Psych Ward Escapees

✪Chapters

1. Taking Ankles

☙1.5 like a Baka

2. Virgin 🫵🏻

3. Hunting Wabbits

4. Mint Choco Latte

5. Got The Whole GC Laughin’

6. ✨Pretend Boyfriend✨

7. Something New

8. Into the Trenches

9. Sorry Moms

10. Two of Us

11. Piss, Shit, Cum

12. McKidding Me

13. Hot Moms

14. Best Kicks

15. New Best friend

☙15.5 FELL for Him

16. Sugar Plum has entered the chat

17. For the Plot

18. Rich Rich

19. Get in Loser

20. T as in Troy

21. BIG Balls

22. His Sky

23. Charlie Charlie

❦ 23.5 Fight em’

24. New Friends

25. Delulu Era

26. Chronically Awkward

27. Somebody’s Someone

❦ 27.5 Hit List

28. Ridiculously BIG

29. Aw Shit Here We Go Again

❦ 29.5 PRETY

30. SnapBacks

31. Never Love You

32. M.I.A

33. Angel

34. I Quit

❦34.5 The Homies

35. End of the World

36. Gamer Sweat

37. Raid Shadow Legends

38: POV: you have no friends

39. peachy.rei

40. (An Empath)

41. Oopsie Poopsie

42. Snot Bubbles

❦42.5 But A Trim

43. I Know I Love You

EPILOGUE

[majosullivan]

Castle Swimmer Dashboard Simulator 2

🔄 gay-ass-seagrass reblogged sandyshells

🌳 everlastingwhiskers Follow

Threre are ha;ir thi eves haeving sex ;;; in my castsle’swalls sned help

🌳 everlastingwhiskers Follow

There are hair thieves having sex in our walls and now I’m getting fucking HECKLED

🪝 hookedline Follow

This has to be the funniest reason I seen for accusing a post for being fake cause like…it implies that they thought it is simply impossible for anyone here to be the same age or have similar usernames imao

🌳 everlastingwhiskers Follow

I can’t believe that out of all things, I’m being accused of lying about my castle having hair thieves infestation. I don’t think some of you guys understand just how much of a nightmare it is t;o ha e (32$$:?2 s)3$:!/@“/ svehiwsjlajwvdbk

🐚 sandyshells Follow

Op? Op are you good?

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The hair thieves fucking got them

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Head of the Guards: Oh hey, you guys are back early-

Guard: God Mouth’s haunted

Head of the Guards: What?

Guard: [grabbing a leister and heading back out the castle] God Mouth’s haunted

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There are three evil witches from the dark sea traveling through the Purple Peaks? Damn, are they single?

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🔄 kitti-fishh reblogged

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As a mer with any basic morals, what mini gods are capable of is terrifying. I have heard so many stories about poor castles being cursed because they defend themselves from an unprovoked attack from a minigod. No creature should have the ability to damn someone or a whole castle to a cruel fate because they defended themselves or an offence out of their control.

However, as a petty bitch-

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You. You Get It

#LISTEN #I’m not SAYING that if I had mini god destructive powers I would use them constantly for petty shit #I am simply putting it out there that the temptation would possibly pass my mind

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🔄 lesbiankelp reblogged

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What if we k-kissed at the bottom of the god mouth 🥺👉👈 and we were both girls 😳

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A list of things that I have learnt about/was told by the thirteen year old boy that has recently been staying at our castle with his mother (with every single thing being confirmed as being true):

-His mother threatened the leaders from their original castle that she would cut off their HEADS if they ever came near her son again cause they were treat him like shit. It should be mentioned that she said this TO THEIR FACES in front of THE ENTIRE CASTLE

-His first sword fighting pupil is a cursed prince (from what I’ve heard from his mother, his pupil is basically a big brother to him now)

-Also, his first pupil happens to be the beacon’s BOYFRIEND???

-AND HIS PUPIL IS FRIENDS WITH TWO OF OUR RULERS HERE, ONE OF WHICH IS MY OWN QUEEN???

-He could probably beat every guard at my castle in a fight

-He has broken a grown man’s arm so badly it popped in the other direction because he made fun of him and his pupil

-His mother was almost kidnapped by a giant trench monster in the God Mouth

-He stabbed said trench monster in the eye to save his mother

-He has recently fought an evil witch

-Him and his mother have also recently met the beacon

💰 needling-on Follow

Love seeing everyone’s priorities

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🌼 seadaisies Follow

okay but can someone tell me what is up with petrified pufferfishes? i swear, every time I plan for a trip, without fail, someone wanting to help me with supplies will give me one of these stupid little guys and just. Refuse to elaborate further

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You fool. You halfwit. A senseless sentiment from a simple-minded stooge. Your denial of me will bring forth your downfall. Your ignorance will wrap you in the garments of your rising. What will you have when you’re buried in the sand, choking on your own blood and no merciful god to hear your pleads?

🌼 seadaisies Follow

feel like my skeleton is about to jump out of my god damn skin, what the actual FUCK does this mean???

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The Surface God released me into the wild and now they’re hunting me for sport

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Of course you have an unending sense of dread as you desperately cling to a prophecy that could never be fulfilled. and pronouns

💠 nauticalnymph Follow

Easy site

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🥒 cutecumbers Follow

Oh the things I would give up to live the rest of my life as a little sponge. Bouncing around all day. Not a single thought ever going on behind those eyes. The ideal existence

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The Purple Peaks

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🪨 mossy-rocks Follow

rip to everyone who died while trying to swim to the surface but I’m different

🪨 mossy-rocks Follow

if I wanted to reach the surface, I would simply just swim straight up until I got there

🔘 mossy-rocks-deactivated

you know what i’m gonna start swimming up there right now

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🔄 moonjelly reblogged honeydew-gourami

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Do we still talk about that giant mini god crab that was destroying the Purple Peaks and making it basically impossible for castles to live peacefully there? Like whatever happened with that?

🌀 moonjelly Follow

The beacon completed the crab’s prophecy and turned him back to normal so things are chill now

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What’s not clicking?

#you know who does click though? #the crabs #bunch of funky little guys

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